The 6 craziest stories in January. Greeting!

It is difficult to believe that 2025 is already complete. We survive the transition from an incoherent presidency of position markers to the New America and a new president. We support the global cooling, UPS, the warming, which brought snow to Florida and Texas and the mornings of 11 degrees north of Georgia.

January did not stop there. He presented the terrifying nightmare of a shortage of Dunkin ‘Donuts and the media fan on the change of name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. Along the way, the world was still crazier. As always, the press opened the way. These are some of the craziest stories last month by:

New careful means

The left -washington post -post -necient Jennifer Rubin announced that she will join the mass exodus of the newspaper and began a new company called The Counterian. (She has not been contrary to the main media in years). He published a brief video (thank you, God!) With his normal partner, CNN legal analyst. The video was widely criticized as a “shocking” and represented the couple that states that their new departure would be “a new exciting online platform.” That was said with all the passion that you look at the milk.

The Lefty Washington Post columnist Jennifer Rubin announced that he will join the mass exodus of the newspaper. (Screen capture/msnbc)

Eisen added: “(b) ut we know that any successful movement in favor of democracy also has to be very vocal about culture.” He promised a kitchen column: “But we are going to spray a little prodemocracy flavor.” Nevertrump cooking lessons. Yum!

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It was like seeing a mixture of an old “Saturday Night live” parody overcome with the sincerity of NPR. If I were making a video to make fun of them, it would not have been so hilarious.

Do not quote me

The former White House, both President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris reminded voters what fun we lost with four more years of any candidate. Biden, who delivered Word Mush for many years before the press was forced to admit it, could not handle the difficult challenge of singing … “Happy birthday.”

Former President Joe Biden and former Vice President Kamala Harris ready President Donald Trump pronounce his inaugural speech at the Capitol, on January 20, 2025. (Kenny Holston/The New York Times through AP, Pool)

The former prez who, at 82, presumably heard the song several times, still threw it. Apparently, I could not remember the name of the young guest named Alicio. When it was time to gather the name, Biden went to Mumble City. The only thing that missing the video was that Alice turned all Walter White and told Biden: “Say my name.”

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To not be left behind, Harris couldn’t even gather the “promise of loyalty.” He is old at age 60 to have attended school when teachers still taught him, before American education shattered to the left. It didn’t matter. Although he urged the Senate to “join me to promise loyalty to our flag,” he forgot the flag as soon as he began. “To the flag” are words from four to six of the promise, except when the leftists say it.

Let’s call that marking patriotism.

Dunkin’s points of sale experience a shortage of donuts. (Jeffrey Greenberg/Universal Images Group through Getty Images)

Running out of dough

Dunkin ‘(previously Dunkin’ Donuts), one of the main sugar delivery operations in the United States, was left without … donuts (the correct spelling, for the Marketing people of Dunkin ‘). Corporate said that only 4% of stores sold out, except that Dunkin ‘has 9,500 stores. Then, almost 400 stores had no donuts or donuts.

Speaking for the citizens of the world who eats (and lovers of Dunkin). Do better. It does not make us find another location to spend our dough, or buy it.

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It’s spring for …

Readers have long known that my favorite film is the original “producers”. It is an incredible comedy that mocks the Nazis. And now, thanks to businessman Elon Musk and the ridiculously leftist media, the film are current events.

Musk, with his characteristic socially uncomfortable introversion, gave his heart to the crowd at a Trump meeting, pushing his hand in the air. The media framed, creating the first viral and false controversy of Trump Two era. Even the anti-defamation league of the left end, which hits the Nazis to make a living, said it was not a Nazi greeting. It didn’t matter. A huge number of so -called media pretended that it was.

I wonder how many of those who make this false claim are still driving their teslas.

Legally blind

Justice is blind, they say. It is also quite stupid. Reese Witherspoon, star of the epic legal comedy “Legally Blonde” and its pathetic sequel, ended in the jury’s duty. Congratulations to her for refusing to avoid her civic duty. But she was not the problem.

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Witherspoon revealed in the “Graham Norton show” that the other jurors “unanimously” chose her as a foreman. Because? Because they thought he had gone to the Law Faculty, due to a film. Ok, it is true that they were Beverly Hills, so the intellect is generally not necessary. Except what movies are close. One might think they would know what the actors do.

Witherspoon revealed in the “Graham Norton” show that was chosen as jury’s foreman due to her “legally blond” background. (Getty images)

When manure hits the fan

Let’s say the word PETA and people around the world think of the most assailant Karens group, the type that works for people for the ethical treatment of animals. What better way to finish than the group is full of … manure.

A couple of Peta peanut promoters tried to throw a manure truck at the headquarters of its competitors: the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty towards Animals or Aspca. Only Peta’s manure managers had their heads on their … truck so far that they forgot that manure freezes. And tried the spill during the Pico front in Manhattan.

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The result showed a frustrated peta person by digging the manure of the truck bed as if he had been chosen in a new new version of “Frozen”. The best in New York locks him already his partner, while most of the manure remained lodged in the truck.

I guess it’s true, a mind is a terrible thing to waste.

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